Please let it be known that I have officially made gooses persona non grata or something. They were not my best of pals at any time but they just went too far. Bit me troos - with me leg inside. Couldn't shake the blighter off either. Had to talk very firmly to it and everything.
Officially off my Christmas card list too.
There, said it. On The Blog too not the Crofters one. Must be official now.